OctoMom Nadya Suleman Offered a Porn Deal

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Nadya Suleman, aka the OctoMom, may soon be flaunting her stretch marks and premie pouch in an X-rated flick. Porn powerhouse Vivid Entertainment has offered the baby-making machine a sweet deal. So how badly do they want the Angelina Jolie look-alike to show some skin? 

Peep here to see the actual letter Vivid sent Nadya. If she signs on the dotted line, she’ll get:

  • $1 million smackers. In other words, she won’t have to worry about the whole foreclosure situation she’s in.
  • A year of health insurance—for herself and her 14 children. That’s a serious deal, considering the octuplets have been in the hospital for more than a month.
  • A year of dental insurance. So none of the clan have snaggle teeth. 
  • She gets to choose her own partner. Can we recommend Brian Pumper? Because we dig his…um…name.
  • She’ll have the option of becoming a regular Vivid contract girl.

All we can say is—if Nadya goes for it, we just hope they call her first film Octopussy.

 

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