First Dog Due in April: Portuguese Water Dog Named Moose?


portuguese_water_dogIt’s a White House role as hard to cast as Commerce Secretary, but the Obamas have finally picked a presidential pup breed. Make way for the Portuguese Water Dog, preferably rescued, so if you know any in trouble, or just with jerk owners, speak up, mkay?

Michelle told People  the First Name of the First Dog is still up in the air. “Oh, the names are really bad” she says. “Frank was one of them. Frank! Moose was another. I said, ‘No, come on, let’s work with the names a little bit.'”

We like “Moose” because it kind of sounds like a jab at Sarah Palin. But ha. They could just get a pitbull. And put it in a skirt. Or a pig. And put lipstick on it.

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