Middle-Aged Broads in Bikinis

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Do you ever see older ladies at the beach and wonder: “Dude, I don’t have this body at 26, how come they get it at 60?” Well we do. Today we were again reminded that the expectation of a “beach body” goes well into your fifties as Angelica Huston romped around in the Caribbean. Here’s our ode to the broads that still strut their bikini-clad stuff in middle age (in age descending order):

Helen Mirren Bikini Last June, 63-year-old Helen Mirren hit the beach in a raucous hot-pink bikini and we almost died. She has serious ab definition, no cellulite, and most importantly, so awesome boobs. Kinda makes us wanna see Calendar Girls.
57-year-old Angelica Huston hit the beach this week in a little black number that made us wikipedia her. We found out she has no kids, which makes us feel better, cause no one deserves to win the genetic lottery that hard core. article-1132185-033ce5cc000005dc-887_468x2861
Janice Dickinson 53-year-old Janice Dickinson has had everything nipped, tucked, sucked, pinched, injected, and implanted that is humanly possible. She’s a character and she’s honest about it, so we kinda dig her. Also, she has a show on Oxygen that we love, cause the lady of the house is bat-shiz crazy.
46-year-old Marla Maples is by far the youngest of the group, and (apparently) the most patriotic. Wrapped in an American flag, she strutted her stuff for the camera, and maybe for that famous ex everyone loves to hate. You go, Marla Maples. marla-maples-bikini070302
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