Doctored: UnConjoining Brothers

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Number three at the box office this week was “The Unborn,” some creepy flick about a chick haunted by a spirit…who may be her brother…that she subsumed while in the womb.

Today, conjoined sibs Alex and Angel Mendoza are undergoing an operation to make sure they don’t have such separation issues. Born in August, the tots are tethered from their sternums to their pelvises. The boys will be separated in Phoenix, with special care paid to splitting their shared liver and pelvis.  (They’ll need those for the inevitable alcoholism that stems from being a child star. I should know.) (Not really.) (Sigh.)

The surgery will include over twenty doctors and nurses and will last up to eighteen frickin’ hours.  Good luck woobie babies!

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