Photo Credit: Comic Vine
Many conservative Watchmen critics are nuts over Dr Manhattan’s big blue weenie. As Anthony Lane of the New Yorker describes the character, “buff, buck naked, and blue, like a porn star left overnight in a meat locker.” [The New Yorker]
We were excited by his giant blue member, and want to join that club. Here’s a look at some of our favorite superdongs:
It’s hard to tell exactly what is Hulking around in those jeans but it looks like it would make most boys green with envy.
Photo Credit: Ripten
You know Captain America has got to be hung. The artist tried to distract you with weapons but there’s only one weapon we want punishing us.
Photo Credit: GalaxyKid
Old school Batman and Robin wear their briefs like 90-year-old French men, gappy and girl boner-killing. Also, what’s with Robin’s mangina?
Photo Credit: Bat-Blog
Thor has the most fantastic thighs and arms…But, was his powerpole scooped out?
Photo Credit: Comicbookmovie
Aw, dear Christopher Reeves, you were so hot. This is exactly how we’ll remember you. If only we had x-ray vision…
Photo Credit: Idea Champions
Wolverine was entirely naked circa Weapon X. I don’t know what jerk prude made him put pants on, but I’m writing a strongly worded letter. His rod is so rad that it’s a metallic box with buttons!
Photo Credit: Science Blogs
The Fantastic Four have some surprisingly fantastic bulges (no offense Jessica), but the Thing’s Thing is The Thing!
Photo Credit: MyBlueRay
Spider-Man is like a neutered man-child who dry humps Mary Jane and then tells her to not get involved. Since there’s no visi-crotch on this one, we think we figured out why.
Photo Credit: People
By the Numbers
$83.2 million= The Watchmen’s overall worldwide gross at the box office in its debut weekend [MTV]
WordUp
Cod Piece= is a flap or pouch that attaches to the front of the crotch of men’s trousers to provide a covering for the genitals. It was an important item of European clothing in the 15th and 16th centuries.
